([1]) Look on the bright side. It’s better at sex than many of the women you’ve known. ([2]) There is a frog who loves you desperately. ([3]) Beware of cat’s tails and chalk pentagrams ([4]) You will be shunned at an alumni dinner. ([5]) You will be roasted at an alumni dinner. ([6]) One in the hand is worse than two in the bush. ([7]) You have forgotten something important. ([8]) When the tree falls in the forest and no-one is there, you’ll know. ([9]) necroeroticchitinizattion. ([10])There was a man from Cathay, he went away. ([11])Your name is on a list. ([12])Your name has been removed from a list. ([13])It is not really a light bulb. ([14])Swamp gas. ([15])Avoid standing on the left. ([16])You should not have been following strangers. ([17])Most mollusks dislike people who eat snails. ([18])The other cookie would have been more interesting. ([19])Wish you were here. ([20])If you took three steps in the ritual, it would show that you trusted this cookie. ([21])Fatalism will get you nowhere, but then again neither will the rest. ([22])Toss this cookie over your shoulder, if you have eaten any of it. It is too late. ([23])You didn’t want to know. ([24])To merely survive. You must train yourself to maintain orgasm for eleven hours ([25])You are not supposed to be here. ([26])You will learn not to fear a leprotic condition. ([27])You should look in Greenland. ([28])If you press the symbols in the order 6,3,7,1 the book will open. ([29])Now, you cannot forget. ([30])It speaks when none listens. ([31])Oh how boring is the repetition of virtue for repetitions sake ([32])Light gleams from a temple in the desert. |
([34])For things are not always as they seem. ([35])Them outside. ([36])That behavior will please. ([37])When it disturbs the waters flee. ([38])It begins. ([39])It is almost done. ([40])This cookie is your friend. ([41])The other cookie said it gave that kind of luck. ([42])We are small. Are we not? ([43])I suggest investigating the difference. ([44])Anything but ambiguity. ([45])Do you have that symbolically? ([46])There was a pirate in this place, Who stuffed one into his face, It was only a seed, of some kind of weed, and now he lives in a vase. ([47])Because you would question the things I say. ([48])Too many have tried. ([49])Not out there on devil reef. ([50])Too many have tried. ([51])You must consider yourself fortunate, considering. ([52])At a certain point in life we discover we can open doors. ([53])Your decision. Only from the doors that are open? ([54])Arcola beriguthen ersaratala afleronia xicvhha ([55])You were taken there in your childhood. ([56])You would think of what they would do if given those chances. Just give them a way. ([57])Sixty cookies crawled on the wall, one of them now has taken a fall, fifty-nine cookies crawled down the wall… ([58])Does this really say? “live fast, die young, but forget about the appearance of the corpse” ([59])I did not tell you. “open me first” ([60])You may have broken a pentagram on the other side of this cookie. ([61])The names have been remembered on absent days. ([62])Opened. Now what wish does the cookie wish?. ([63])The moment we met is gone, over and done with. Too late! ([64])Late again. ([65])Why did the cookie cross the road? To get you to the other side? ([66])Being here is everything. ([67])If cookies had wings. If we all had wings. ([68])Some others here have been written, Some will be read. ([69])You may learn to love the whispers in the dark. All the quiet sounds. ([70])Would it be only man who defines these things, starting at their beginnings and ending when they end. ([71])In the mind nothing, In the heart nothing, In the life nothing, in the cookie everything. ([72])Something not of me will be part of you nearly forever. ([73])Who visits those graves? Or are they unburied? ([74])You opened me, Thought you were sly, Cthulhu cookie never die. ([75])Of the Necrononicon I will not lie. You must decide if there am I. ([76])Where were you? With those who serve Him Who Is To Come. ([77])I think it is S. Latitude 49° 51’ W. Longitude 128° 34’. ([78])Don’t think that. One of the real ones is the Esoteric Order of Dagon. ([79])Near Ponape in the Carolines, or by the oasis of El Nigro, perhaps close to Innsmouth MA. ([80])Baked at MiskatinicÓ ([81])It can be dismissed as the creation of a mad mind, The Arab Abdul Alhazred ([82])“Ph’nghui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wqah’nagl fhtagen” ([83])“For his eyes and tongue had been removed before death in the torture inflicted on the mad Arab …” ([84])“That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.” ([85])Al Azif the Latin translation by Olanus Wormius used as a cookbook. ([86])Only if you posses the five pointed stone. ([87])Now you must forget. ([88])Now you must remember. ([89])Ha you thought cookie was Necrononicon sliced. |