Look on the bright side. It’s better at sex
than many of the women you’ve known.
There is a frog who loves you desperately.
Beware of cat’s tails and chalk pentagrams
You will be shunned at an alumni dinner.
You will be roasted at an alumni dinner.
One in the hand is worse than two in the bush.
You have forgotten something important.
When the tree falls in the forest and no-one is there,
()There was a man from Cathay, he
()Your name is on a list.
()Your name has been removed from
()It is not really a light bulb.
()Avoid standing on the left.
()You should not have been
()Most mollusks dislike people
who eat snails.
()The other cookie would have
been more interesting.
()Wish you were here.
()If you took three steps in the
ritual, it would show that you trusted this cookie.
()Fatalism will get you nowhere,
but then again neither will the rest.
()Toss this cookie over your
shoulder, if you have eaten any of it. It is too late.
()You didn’t want to know.
()To merely survive. You must
train yourself to maintain orgasm for eleven hours
()You are not supposed to be
()You will learn not to fear a
()You should look in Greenland.
()If you press the symbols in the
order 6,3,7,1 the book will open.
()Now, you cannot forget.
()It speaks when none listens.
()Oh how boring is the repetition
of virtue for repetitions sake
()Light gleams from a temple in
things are not always as they seem.
behavior will please.
it disturbs the waters flee.
is almost done.
cookie is your friend.
other cookie said it gave that kind of luck.
are small. Are we not?
suggest investigating the difference.
you have that symbolically?
was a pirate in this place, Who stuffed one into his face, It was only a
seed, of some kind of weed, and now he lives in a vase.
you would question the things I say.
many have tried.
out there on devil reef.
many have tried.
must consider yourself fortunate, considering.
a certain point in life we discover we can open doors.
decision. Only from the doors that are open?
beriguthen ersaratala afleronia xicvhha
were taken there in your childhood.
would think of what they would do if given those chances. Just give them a
cookies crawled on the wall, one of them now has taken a fall, fifty-nine
cookies crawled down the wall…
this really say? “live fast, die young, but forget about the appearance of
did not tell you. “open me first”
may have broken a pentagram on the other side of this cookie.
names have been remembered on absent days.
Now what wish does the cookie wish?.
moment we met is gone, over and done with. Too late!
did the cookie cross the road? To get you to the other side?
here is everything.
cookies had wings. If we all had wings.
others here have been written, Some will be read.
may learn to love the whispers in the dark. All the quiet sounds.
it be only man who defines these things, starting at their beginnings and
ending when they end.
the mind nothing, In the heart nothing, In the life nothing, in the cookie
not of me will be part of you nearly forever.
visits those graves? Or are they unburied?
opened me, Thought you were sly, Cthulhu cookie never die.
the Necrononicon I will not lie. You must decide if there am I.
were you? With those who serve Him Who Is To Come.
think it is S. Latitude 49° 51’ W. Longitude 128° 34’.
think that. One of the real ones is the Esoteric
Order of Dagon.
Ponape in the Carolines, or by the oasis of El Nigro, perhaps close to
can be dismissed as the creation of a mad mind, The Arab Abdul Alhazred
mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wqah’nagl fhtagen”
his eyes and tongue had been removed before death in the torture inflicted on
the mad Arab …”
is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.”
Azif the Latin translation by Olanus
Wormius used as a cookbook.
if you posses the five pointed stone.
you must forget.
you must remember.
you thought cookie was Necrononicon sliced.