([1]) Look on the bright side. It’s better at  sex  than many of the women you’ve known.

([2]) There is a frog who loves you desperately.

([3]) Beware of cat’s tails and chalk pentagrams

([4]) You will be shunned at an alumni dinner.

([5]) You will be roasted at an alumni dinner.

([6]) One in the hand is worse than two in the bush.

([7]) You have forgotten something important.

([8]) When the tree falls in the forest and no-one is there, you’ll know.

([9]) necroeroticchitinizattion.

([10])There was a man from Cathay, he went away.

([11])Your name is on a list.

([12])Your name has been removed from a list.

([13])It is not really a light bulb.

([14])Swamp gas.

([15])Avoid standing on the left.

([16])You should not have been following strangers.

([17])Most mollusks dislike people who eat snails.

([18])The other cookie would have been more interesting.

([19])Wish you were here.

([20])If you took three steps in the ritual, it would show that you trusted this cookie.

([21])Fatalism will get you nowhere, but then again neither will the rest.

([22])Toss this cookie over your shoulder, if you have eaten any of it. It is too late.

([23])You didn’t want to know.

([24])To merely survive. You must train yourself to maintain orgasm for eleven hours

([25])You are not supposed to be here.

([26])You will learn not to fear a leprotic condition.

([27])You should look in Greenland.

([28])If you press the symbols in the order 6,3,7,1 the book will open.

([29])Now, you cannot forget.

([30])It speaks when none listens.

([31])Oh how boring is the repetition of virtue for repetitions sake

([32])Light gleams from a temple in the desert.

([34])For things are not always as they seem.

([35])Them outside.

([36])That behavior  will please.

([37])When it disturbs the waters flee.

([38])It begins.

([39])It is almost done.

([40])This cookie is your friend.

([41])The other cookie said it gave that kind of luck.

([42])We are small. Are we not?

([43])I suggest investigating the difference.

([44])Anything but ambiguity.

([45])Do you have that symbolically?

([46])There was a pirate in this place, Who stuffed one into his face, It was only a seed, of some kind of weed, and now he lives in a vase.

([47])Because you would question the things I say.

([48])Too many have tried.

([49])Not out there on devil reef.

([50])Too many have tried.

([51])You must consider yourself fortunate, considering.

([52])At a certain point in life we discover we can open doors.

([53])Your decision. Only from the doors that are open?

([54])Arcola beriguthen ersaratala afleronia xicvhha

([55])You were taken there in your childhood.

([56])You would think of what they would do if given those chances. Just give them a way.

([57])Sixty cookies crawled on the wall, one of them now has taken a fall, fifty-nine cookies crawled down the wall…

([58])Does this really say? “live fast, die young, but forget about the appearance of the corpse”

([59])I did not tell you. “open me first”

([60])You may have broken a pentagram on the other side of this cookie.

([61])The names have been remembered on absent days.

([62])Opened. Now what wish does the cookie wish?.

([63])The moment we met is gone, over and done with. Too late!

([64])Late again.

([65])Why did the cookie cross the road? To get you to the other side?

([66])Being here is everything.

([67])If cookies had wings. If we all had wings.

([68])Some others here have been written, Some will be read.

([69])You may learn to love the whispers in the dark. All the quiet sounds.

([70])Would it be only man who defines these things, starting at their beginnings and ending when they end.

([71])In the mind nothing, In the heart nothing, In the life nothing, in the cookie everything.

([72])Something not of me will be part of you nearly forever.

([73])Who visits those graves? Or are they unburied?

([74])You opened me, Thought you were sly, Cthulhu cookie never die.

([75])Of the Necrononicon I will not lie. You must decide if there am I.

([76])Where were you? With those who serve Him Who Is To Come.

([77])I think it is S. Latitude 49° 51’ W. Longitude 128° 34’.

([78])Don’t think that. One of the real ones is the Esoteric Order of Dagon.

([79])Near Ponape in the Carolines, or by the oasis of El Nigro, perhaps close to Innsmouth MA.

([80])Baked at MiskatinicÓ

([81])It can be dismissed as the creation of a mad mind, The Arab Abdul Alhazred

([82])“Ph’nghui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wqah’nagl fhtagen”

([83])“For his eyes and tongue had been removed before death in the torture inflicted on the mad Arab …”

([84])“That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange eons even death may die.”

([85])Al Azif the  Latin translation by Olanus Wormius used as a cookbook.

([86])Only if you posses the five pointed stone.

([87])Now you must forget.

([88])Now you must remember.

([89])Ha you thought cookie was Necrononicon sliced.